beerito:

are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?

(via ugly)

underwon:

my brain has too many tabs open

(Source: winterfingers, via perks-of-being-chinese)

guy:

i’m actually pretty cool just give me like 5 tries to get it right

(Source: guy, via yourshadows-arebackfromthedead)

Kidnapper: Get in the fukin van
Me: Oh ok cool
Kidnapper: Wut
Me: This is a febreze commercial right
Kidnapper: Wut
Me: Smells pretty shitty in here to me tbh

nerdymelly:

I can’t do everything, but I’d do anything for you

(via rememberingsunday44)

vorfreudde:

Remember back in 5th grade, when everyone vowed not to ever do drugs

(via sniffing)

paleful:

u know its ok to admit that u love me in my ask

(via numbuh-364)